Last Saturday night I took the opportunity to use a great pickup line – but not for that purpose. A woman at a party would not shake hands with people because she said (not to me) she had a virus. So, being the suave guy I am, I initiated a conversation: “So…you have a virus.” Don’t know if she saw the humor in it that I did. A stomach virus it was. I didn’t think they were very contagious, but they must get around somehow.