Weird Al’s polkas as pop-music cram course

I just burned a CD of Weird Al’s nine polkas, from 1984 to 2006.  See, next Sunday, my short-form improv class will finish with a performance.  45 minutes, 6 or 7 games.  One of them is “Jukebox,” where we sing a bit of a song that’s somewhat related to a topic suggested by an audience member.  Since I’ve been listening to indie-rock (Luna, Belle & Sebastian, Magnetic Fields, The Postal Service) for the past six years or so, I needed to get brain in gear for well-known pop songs.

Weird Al’s polkas do the trick as a crash course in popular songs of an era.  He crams a dozen or so songs into a three to four minute polka medley.  What’s great is he keeps the lyrics the same, but sings the songs with such positive enthusiasm that he simply mocks all of them.

For example, 1986′s “Polka Party!” ends with a joyously repeated “I’m gonna keep my baby” Madonna’s “Papa Don’t Preach.”  Then, 1992′s “Polka Your Eyes Out” ends with a chorus of “Ice Ice Baby” sung in the same style as the Madonna refrain.   Both times the tonality is incongrous with the emotional context of the original song, but for different reasons.  Nonetheless, they are both funny, and make great driving music.

Notes from my improvisational comedy class

Tonight I attended was the third of eight Level 1 Improvisational Comedy classes given my the Bovine Metropolis Theater. During the first two weeks most of the exercises involved work with imaginary objects. For example, we’d envision ourselves eating at our favorite restaurant, doing an everyday activity like flossing, or playing catch with objects of different weights. One challenging exercise was to lead or follow a partner in such an activity. We’d mirror the leading partner in his motions until the instructor clapped, which indicated a switch in the leader & follower. The challenge for me, which surely occurs in all levels of improv, is to be attentive to what my partner’s doing when leading, and not try to make it something according to what’s in my head. This is especially true in an exercise where we hand an imaginary object around a circle. Each time it changes hands it must also transform in a coherent manner.
They made me very conscious of what I was doing with my body. The day after my first class I was quite aware of how my feel and legs felt while I was walking. I was aware of sensations I’d never before attended to. After the second class I was very conscious of everyday activities. For example, while emptying the dishwasher, felt the cool metal of spoon against my fingers – I never pay attention to that!

The third class started off with a fun game: attacker-defender. With everyone on stage (about six), we each designated (in our mind) someone who’s trying to attack us, and someone who can defend us. Like the other participants, my job was to move around the stage so as to keep my “defender” between me and my “attacker.” A simple algorithm resulting in brilliant patterns. A fun party game, too.

While the first two weeks involved no speaking, this week’s class introduced gibberish. Well, not formal gibberish, which resembles Pig Latin, or Opish, which my mother is quite fluent, but merely sounds that can convey emotions. My gibberish was quite vowel-heavy, along the lines of what Charlie Brown’s teacher sounds like. I suppose had I chosen a language to emulate, such as Chinese or French, it would have sounded quite different. The diversity of gibberish was rather broad, for example, Jim’s was clearly Scandinavian. Mine probably sounded as it did because I was constructing real sentences behind it was English words, and introduced random noise. (Yes, I do work with a bunch of optical signal processing engineers.)

Anyway, a few fun exercises were:

1. A 30-second television advertisement. A student gets up and the class tells him the product. He first does it in gibberish, then in English. I had MaryLee try to sell anvils. And I’m still wondering what they are for – I only know them through the Road Runner cartoons. Ah, now I know.

2. Interpreter (2 person). In a talk-show like setting, one person is a famous expert on a subject, and the interpreter translates her gibberish and gestures. Quite funny, and it was difficult for us to not laugh. The way the gibberish speaker and English speaker worked from and interpreted each other’s contributions was great, and the heart of the comedy.

3. Interpreter (3 person): This is like the above, but the interpreter is between two gibberish speakers of different languages who know each other well. For example, coaches of the same Little League team, a divorced couple (I interpreted them), owners of a pet shop (I played one), and a father and his gay son (I played the father).

All of these exercises were fun, humorous, and challenging. The challenge comes in both interpreting and going with what your partner gives you, and giving them things to work with. As I mentioned above, trying to control the scene with a preconceived notion of how it’s going to play out is a recipe for killing it. It’s like trying to pull an outside pitch in baseball – you’ll just ground out to short.
More to come…

South Park: Cartoon Wars

My friend Andrew brought this two-part episode to my attention. Perhaps because is a create satire on the whole Mohammed cartoon issue and a defense of the freedom of expression and standing up to those whose religion have taken over their rational faculties. Or, it was because of South Park’s critique of Family Guy. In any case, Adam Finley points out that a Muhammad was portrayed on South Park five years ago:

DC Comedy Fest

Last night I saw a few acts in the 2nd annual DC Comedy Fest. One set included three stand-up acts, and two of them were actually good, which was a pleasant surprise, as stand-up is pretty tough compared to other forms of entertainment. For example, I can enjoy a local amateur rock band as much as, or possibly more so, than highly-accomplished professionals who are the best at their trade. Not these these were amateur comedians, but bad stand-up is just, well, bad. Notable sketches were “Douchbag” by Somebody’s in the Doghouse, a duo including Leah Gotcsik, who was in my year at Swarthmore.  (Another Swattie, Sarah Nusser, brought the event to my attention.  Thanks!) Check out “Missy and her Android” at their myspace page. Elephant Larry had a few good sketches, including an Irish sea shanty competition in the spirit of (I suppose) those in slam poetry or rap. Too bad I couldn’t find a link to this on their videos.

When I get settled in I intend to try out some improv comedy classes.

Jonathan Richman, NPR’s Marketplace, Walmart, Eagles

This is not the first post of this nature. Anyway, the show included a riff from Jonathan Richman’s “Lonely Little Thrift Store” after a segment on Walmart’s banking service. Good choice! They’ve used this riff before, and the album is sold on the Public Radio Music Store. Speaking of Walmart, I again saw South Park’s Something Wallmart this Way Comes, fabulous social commentary. Still, I should get around to reading Walmart & the Politics of American Retail. Back to radio, I’ve noticed my growing distaste for songs by The Eagles. I can’t think of another band that makes me change the radio station faster and more decisively.

David Sedaris

I saw him speak last week at the Boulder Bookstore. I didn’t know he was known more for his humor than for his fiction writing. I enjoy hearing him much more than reading him, as so much of humor is in the delivery and tonality. He read a story recently published in the New Yorker. Excellent.

Never had anything against Starbucks…

until now. I don’t drink coffee, and consider corporations innocent until proven guilty. Still, I don’t go to Starbucks, as I prefer the atmosphere of other places, but I don’t get self-righteous about it. Certainly there are more important things to get self-righteous about, like punctuation (Ironically, as pointed out my an Amazon reviewer, the cover of Eats[,] Shoots, and Leaves is missing a hyphen: “zero-tolerance”!), turning out lights, or the students environmental activists in Boulder this week singing uncritical praises of recycling, as if there were an environmentalist heaven and recycling was always good.

But I digress. My friend Charles, who has admired my song parodies, sent me a link to this story of a song parody performed at the Starbucks Licensed Stores Awards ceremony. (See the Feb. 24 entry.) I’d listened to the song before knowing the context, and thought it to be cute at best, but lacked any edge. I mean, how can it be funny if it’s not at anyone’s expense? Perhaps I’ve seen too much Family Guy, and had recently seen Team America: World Police, where I really did “laugh ’til it hurt.” Then I read the story about it. Ugh. The chorus is “Don’t you remember? … We built this Starbucks on heart and soul!” How can I forget?

P.S. Sure, I am guilty of a corporate song parody, Optics Queen, but that was “peformed” (with two guilty coworkers) in the style of a roast, and we knew it was ridiculous.

The world’s most inappropriate wedding toast.

I heard this story on NPR’s This American life. A good one. I was also pleased to hear a funny bit on A Prairie Home Companion from the Ketchup Advisory Board.”. This link even has the audio. Is the Internet great, or what? Anyway, it was nice to hear, as recently I’ve been turning off A Prairie Home Companion because it just was not funny to me.

Maybe it was the title of Garrison Keillor’s book, Homegrown Liberal that turned me off. Liberal. The term is almost meaningless these days. So he’s a big-government left-winger instead of a big-government right-winger. Ooh. Anyway, this article in Front Page Magazine, which is probably a bit too sympathetic to Republicans for my taste, is pretty good. I guess I’m just disappointed when people fall into the “my team is better than yours” mode of politics, where anyone who disagrees with your views are considered heartless bastards, and can publish a book about it. Real productive. I mean, it just allows people to get more entrenched in their own views. And here’s where I could like Mike Huemer’s paper on “why political beliefs are irrational.” But why link it (again), when there’s Google?